The party with a brain

Drink. Talk. Learn.

Pour something you love. Give a five-minute talk on anything you're obsessed with. Walk away a little tipsy and a lot smarter. That's the whole party.

5minutes per talk
1drink in hand
things to learn

The format

Three rules. That's it.

Drink Talk Learn is the easiest party to host and the hardest to forget. Everyone who comes brings two things: a drink and a topic.

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🍹 Drink

Bring a drink that means something to you — a cocktail you perfected, your grandmother's punch, a weird soda. You'll introduce it before you talk.

02

🎤 Talk

Give a 5-minute talk on anything you find fascinating. No experts required. Passion beats polish every single time.

03

🧠 Learn

Everyone leaves knowing something they didn't this morning — how tides work, why your friend collects spoons, the perfect grilled cheese.

The recipe

How to give a great talk

You have five minutes and a room full of friends who already like you. Tap each step to see how to nail it.

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1. Pick something you can't shut up about

The best talks aren't the most important topics — they're the ones where you light up. If you've ever cornered someone at a party to explain it, that's your talk.

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2. Open with a hook, not a definition

Start with a question, a bold claim, or a tiny story. "I've eaten 400 hot dogs and I can rank every one" beats "Today I'll discuss hot dogs."

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3. Make ONE point

Five minutes fits one idea. Pick the single thing you want everyone to remember tomorrow, and aim everything at it. Cut the rest.

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4. Tell, don't slide

Slides optional, stories mandatory. A specific moment ("the night my sourdough exploded") sticks far better than a bullet list. Show one photo if you must.

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5. Let it be fun and a little weird

This is a party. Be wrong, be opinionated, hand out samples, take a sip mid-sentence. Energy is the whole point — nobody wants a lecture.

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6. Land it with a toast

End on your one big idea and raise your glass. A clean ending ("so here's to over-engineering breakfast — cheers") gets the applause every time.

Need ideas?

12 talks that killed

Real-flavored examples to steal, remix, or ignore. Filter by the vibe you're going for.

Just for fun

A ranking of every Olympic sport by how dangerous it'd be drunk

Curling: surprisingly safe. Javelin: absolutely not. A scientific-ish bracket with strong opinions.

🍺 paired with a cold lager
Delightfully nerdy

Why your wifi is slow and it's (probably) the microwave

The 2.4GHz drama nobody warned you about, explained with one diagram and zero shame.

🧉 paired with yerba mate
Life & how-to

The grilled cheese theorem

Mayo not butter, low and slow, two cheeses. I will die on this crispy golden hill.

🥛 paired with cold milk, obviously
Hot take

Tipping culture is a scam and I have a spreadsheet

Five minutes, one pivot table, several enemies made. Worth it.

🍸 paired with a stiff martini
Delightfully nerdy

How tides actually work (it's not just the moon)

The sun gets no credit. Let's fix that with two oranges and a flashlight.

🌊 paired with a salty margarita
Just for fun

I read 1-star reviews of national parks for fun

"Too many trees." "The Grand Canyon is just a hole." A celebration of human audacity.

🏕️ paired with a smoky old fashioned
Life & how-to

How to pack a carry-on for two weeks

The rolling-vs-folding war, settled. You will never check a bag again.

✈️ paired with a tiny airplane wine
Hot take

Pineapple belongs on pizza and cowards know it

A defense built on food science, balance theory, and pure spite.

🍍 paired with a piña colada
Delightfully nerdy

The font you're reading was a 500-year-old feud

Typography has more beef than reality TV. A whirlwind tour of serifs at war.

☕ paired with an espresso martini
Just for fun

My quest to find the perfect convenience-store snack

A man, a budget, 47 gas stations. The winner will shock you (it's the corn nuts).

🥤 paired with a big gulp & rum
Life & how-to

How to keep a houseplant alive (lower your standards)

The three plants that survive neglect, and how to fake a green thumb.

🌿 paired with a garden gimlet
Hot take

Mornings are overrated and the early bird is tired

A spirited, slightly defensive case for the 11am alarm. With charts.

🍊 paired with a mimosa, naturally

Keep it tight

The five-minute timer

Hand the speaker a drink, hit start, and let the gentle pressure work its magic. It turns yellow at 1 minute and starts shaking when you run over.

5:00

Your move

Now go host one.

Invite 6–10 friends. Tell them: one drink, one talk, five minutes. The rest takes care of itself.

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